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- The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.
- The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
- Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”
- The awkward moment when you realize you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
- I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.”
- I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….
- Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
- The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone/iPod in your pocket.
- I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.
- Crocs: Making humans look like idiots since 2002.
- Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it’s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning..
- I hate that moment where everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m just sitting there like ‘I love food.’
- Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
- Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power.
- Every now and then I stop and think “I know you can hear my thoughts”. Just in case…
- Whenever I see fishes in a tank, I feel the need to poke the glass and scare them.
- NO Adobe, I don’t EVER want to update so KNOCK it off!!!!
- Spend life with the people who make you happy, not the people who you have to impress.
- Crap happens, just flush it and move on.
- You’ve got a face even an Instagram filter couldn’t fix.
- Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.
- LIKE IF you ever got caught in those “This is not what it looks like” moments.
- Reading a book & having to reread the same paragraph over and over because your thoughts are too distracting.
- I can’t live without: ✔ Food ✔ Music ✔ Oxygen ✔ Water ✔ Internet ❒ You
- I hate liars, hypocrites, & people who take advantage of people who care about them.
- Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There’s a reason you got rid of it in the first place.
- Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time.
- Rotating Your Dinner Plate, To Get A Better Look At The Situation.
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